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Conservatives and low art

4/26/2011

 
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A small frustration I have with some social conservatives is their insistence that, when it comes to art, form and message are the same. I take the opposite view with Piss Christ, the ethereal study of the debasement of religious icons that is back in the news. True, submerging a plastic crucifix in urine is hardly the stuff of Titian, but just because an image is ugly does not mean that the message behind it isn’t nuanced or transcendent. Christ has already been nailed to a cross and forced to wear a crown of thorns, so why does suspending a tacky representation of Him in urine cause such offense? The photograph produces ambivalent emotions. At first glance, it looks like Our Lord is bathed in unearthly light. But knowing that he is in fact suspended in a waste product makes us … do what? Recoil in disgust? Wonder at the transformation of something so base into something so magnificent? For me, it re-dramatizes an icon that has become all too familiar and even mundane. It forces you to reconsider the glory and degradation of the Crucifixion.

(By the way, this doesn't mean that Piss Christ should have received public funding - anymore than the makers of Hot Tub Time Machine should've received a grant from the Courthold Institute.)

This is going to read like a leap into the dark, but I think the same ambivalence applies to the horror movie genre that so many conservatives deplore. I spent this Easter eating gummy bears and watching video nasties with an old friend, the theistic philosopher Nicholas Waghorn. I hadn’t noticed before just how conservative American grindhouse is. European directors like Dario Argento and Lionel Delplanque often use horror to push a progressive politics (animal rights in the former, gay rights in the latter). Some American directors have done the same, and George Romero’s zombie movies are a classic example of social criticism with slice’n’dice thrills. But the b-movie product of the late 1970s to early 1990s views like a recruitment video for the Moral Majority. The victims are the byproduct of Sixties morals: the horny, the greedy, the vacuous, the stoned. The hero is usually someone who has said no to sex ten times in the last ten minutes. Sometimes Christian hypocrites get it in the neck (literally), but it’s usually their hypocrisy that has offended the filmmakers rather than their theology.

Nicholas and I particularly enjoyed Brain Damage, a fine 1988 black comedy by Frank Henenlotter. The star of the movie is a charismatic talking parasite called Elmer. Elmer escapes a crusty old couple who are keeping him trapped in a bath and worms his way into the life of a young slacker called Brian. Here’s the deal: Elmer will feed Brian a hallucinogenic blue fluid if Brian will feed Elmer fresh brains. The trip the fluid induces is really cool, so Brian says yes.

Brain Damage does a better job of warning us off drug use than President George H.W. Bush, who was pedaling a similar message with the use of cartoons at the same time. But there’s an unsubtle anti-sex agenda in Brain Damage too. After his adventures with Elmer, Brian awakes on his bed covered in blood and sweat; his foggy memories are like a wet dream. He seduces his victims and, in one instance, Elmer pounces from his trousers as a sex-pot is about to give him oral relief in a boiler-room. Elmer is a saucy parasite that bears more than a passing resemblance to the worms in David Cronenberg’s Shivers (1975), which burrow into people’s bodies and turn them into randy drones.

Like so many others, Brain Damage was denounced by conservative critics for its sexual and violent pornography. It makes for difficult viewing, but its central message oddly affirms natural law. It can be placed into a cannon of conservative grindhouse offerings that deserve a rethink – Frightmare (idiot psychiatrists secure the early release of a cannibal from prison), Last House on the Left (middle-class couple dispense nasty but entirely earned justice on shaggy-haired hippies), I Spit on Your Grave (rape victim takes law into her own hands, NRA style), Driller Killer (guy takes revenge on noisy neighbors with a power drill, we cheer him on), or The Fly (scientist has a lot of sex with strangers, turns into a fly). Two subgenres are particularly worthy of mention. Possession thrillers (The Exorcist, Poltergeist) affirm the existence of God and the threat of Satanic invasion. Slashers invariably punish randy youngsters for getting-it-on well past their bedtime.

Many contemporary horror movies express vaguely conservative sentiments too. The Hostel series was dismissed as torture porn upon release, but they are actually a revenge fantasy of East Europeans against the sexual appetites of Western tourists. I don’t claim that anything I have listed here is high art or a conscious expression of Judeo-Christian values (they are far more likely to be a panicked response to the AIDS and drug pandemics that hit America when they were made). But the conservative would do well to re-watch them with an open mind. And a sick bag.

An Englishman Abroad: Not a Pretty Sight

4/21/2011

 
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I’m moving to Los Angeles for the summer to begin research on my next book. There are many things I’ll be doing my best to avoid: traffic jams, heatstroke, knife crime. But top of my list is other Englishmen.

The Brits don’t holiday well. They make fantastic explorers because they have the bloody-mindedness to climb Mount Everest with nothing but a light overcoat and a thermos. A few bright exceptions make excellent immigrants: marrying a national, learning the language, converting to the local dung beetle cult etc. But when it comes to travel, we’re ever so embarrassing.

There are two categories of Englishman abroad. The first is the bruiser. Painted bright orange by the sun, he has the physique of a baboon and the manners to match. He stands in the middle of the street with a six-pack of Fosters shouting at his pals to catch up. He can be found vomiting outside nightclubs or smoking duty free cigarettes in a prison cell. The bruiser regards any effort by the locals to speak to him in their own tongue as an attempt to start a fight. All this violence is doubtless due to a drop of Viking blood – the Beserker urge to announce one’s presence in someone else’s country by breaking everything in sight.

The second type is the middle-class albino (albino because, while the bruiser goes orange in the sun, he goes as white as milk). The albino wears a grey shirt, khaki shorts, grey socks, and sandals. Sometimes there’s a hat meant for cricket and layer upon layer of sun cream. Bizarrely, he can be spotted carrying an umbrella at midday in the tropics (“Just in case it rains”). The albino makes every effort to speak the lingo, although it always descends into shouting loudly and slowly in English.  Within two days of arrival, his wallet is stolen and he has been stung so often by Mosquitoes that he’s lost four pints of blood. While the bruiser leaves the country in chains, the albino leaves it on a stretcher.

What both these types have in common is a refusal to experience or submerge. E.M. Forster captured beautifully in A Passage to India the paradoxical desire of the Englishman to visit far flung countries just to rebuild them in the image of the country he left behind. Every nation does this to a certain extent, but the Brits are quietly psychotic about it (notice how parts of Malaysia look eerily like Tunbridge Wells). We won’t eat the local muck; we won’t learn the ugly language. We’ll just complain about the heat and stay indoors drinking cups of tea. This is something I remember vividly from my childhood. Whenever we went abroad, upon arrival at the hotel my family would unpack what seemed like our entire home: travel kettle, tea bags, biscuits, foot powder, pillows, fans, creams, books, jigsaws. I once went to Havana with my mother and, overcome by heat, we spent an entire afternoon watching Quincy on the satellite TV in the hotel room. [Actually, that’s a damn fine way to spend any afternoon.]

Of course, America is packed with witty, wonderful Englishmen who have moved there in search of their own peculiar dream. One of my great heroes is John Tunstall, a humble boy who left London in 1872 and moved to the American West to become a cattle rancher. He set himself as a gun slinger and a latter-day Robin Hood against the mobsters who controlled New Mexico ranching. He became the best buddy of Billy the Kid. It was Tunstall’s murder in 1878 that sent The Kid off on his angry killing spree and led to his own assassination. The ability of a small number of men, like Tunstall, to totally reinvent themselves is as unique to the English as the inability of the vast majority of them to empathize with foreign cultures.

But I too am guilty of this national disease. I know that some time – and I know not precisely when – I’ll feel the siren’s call to return to Old England. A part of me will miss the passive-aggression, the rich tea biscuits, PG Tips, Ed Milliband’s Ever Increasing Grey Spot, Friday night punch-ups, bad dentistry, and a well made gin and tonic. The sun will never set on our empire.

Religion and public life, a love affair

4/4/2011

 
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[The picture is Leonid Brezhnev mixing work and pleasure at his dacha in the 1970s. It’s a stark reminder of the importance of wearing clothes.]

Last week, I spoke at a Big Ideas meeting on the subject of the role of religion in American politics. I did so as part of my self-appointed crusade to make a case for preserving a role for faith in public life. At the end I was asked a very good, deceptively simple question – how would I actually define religion? My talk had presumed that having faith meant joining a church, believing in doctrine, and living the life of a visible saint. But for the vast majority of believers, religion is about births, deaths, and marriages and little else. They think about God fleetingly and only at times of need. So why give a prominent role to something so unstructured and, sometimes, cynical?  


However, the utility of faith is one the things that makes it so indispensible. Religion gives us a language to describe triumph and tragedy. Take that language out of the vocabulary and we’d be emotionally bankrupt. 


One of the greatest works about American religion is The Puritan Dilemma by Edmund Morgan. Morgan argues, convincingly, that the fire and brimstone Christianity of the 17
th century Puritans was actually a way of expressing and understanding trauma. They concluded that bad things happen to faithless people, that war with the Amerindians, disease, famine, and poverty were linked to moral culpability. The Puritans created a lexicon to describe their ethical ambitions, leaving us the timeless image of “a city upon a hill”. Morgan is softer on the theocratic prejudices of the Puritans than he should be, but he is right that Jeremiad culture was an attempt to rationalize disaster and find ways through it. Christianity permeates the Civil Rights movement in a similar way. The movement was not a Christian construct by any means (its opponents were often Biblical fundamentalists), but religion helped express ideas of righteous suffering and redemption. It is no coincidence that so many of the movement’s leaders were preachers, or that African Americans identified so strongly with the Exodus of Jewish slaves from Egypt.

Western society uses religious language and imagery far more than it realizes. Its values are there in human rights law or the casual evocation of brotherhood by politicians. When Jimmy Carter met Soviet leader Brezhnev at the 1979 Vienna Summit to discuss the control of nuclear weapons, the communist surprised the Baptist by remarking that “God will not forgive us if we fail”. Why did the commissar of an atheist state use such religious language? Probably because “God” is a way of expressing The Judgment of History – a supreme moral verdict that is beyond the transient, shortsighted opinions of man.

When the results of the UK Census are in, we shall discover the scope of belief in Britain. Doubtless, there’ll be mileage for the cynical in the mix of fantasy and ignorance that the survey will reveal (something I added to by putting “Jedi” as my religion. Process that, Lockheed). But the fact that so many British people don’t believe in the resurrection of Jesus but do believe in horoscopes, reincarnation, and angels is not to be dismissed. That’s religion in an eclectic, postmodern age giving expression to a genetic need for the divine. Whether religious, agnostic, something, or nothing, most people desperately believe that there must be something more than this. If not, then we are in Hell. The fragility of our bodies and the evil men do are not temporary trials, they are all we get.

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